I won this ring.
I won my precious ring fair and square. In a riddle game. With the previous owners of Casa New Jersey.
I rhetorically asked “What have I gots in me pockets?” out loud, but the owner, he took it as my next riddle. Can't say I cheated.
And now it's mine.
I got scared when I accidentally dropped it on the stove for fear it might melt, but no, it was rather cool to the touch, and it revealed some very cool writing on the sides.
I really like my precious.
Yes, we really like precious.